1. Don’t have sex before marriage because of all the reasons everybody tells you. They’re all true, and the ones that are lies are good lies, so believe them anyway. Don’t have sex after marriage because that creates babies and babies: A. Contribute to explosive population growth B. Cause global warming – all that warm [...]
I was driving past a popular pizza place that has a scrolling marquee that they post funny things on, and todays offering was “If at first you don’t succeed, blame somebody else and then seek counseling”. Is this funny? If it is, how so? I, for one, am disgusted. That is horrible. Suggesting the glorification [...]
Idiots abroad… Oh, no, wait… they’re domestic. Crap. Why are all the really stupid people here? Cow manners
Ok, this guy takes the cake: Trans-Gendered idiot Now, before you go berserk on me, let me make it clear that I have no problem with the fact that this person had surgery to change apparent gender. It’s this quote that I take issue with: “I feel it’s not a male or female desire to [...]
Seriously, people, this is why America is going downhill: Arkansas Holiday Inn Prank This woman, Christine Bergmann, is just failure incarnate. She should not only be fired, but she should be held liable for the damage she caused to the hotel. I can understand being duped into pulling the fire alarm to reset the sprinkler [...]
You have got to be kidding me. People, leather is ANIMAL SKIN!!! You can’t make it out of anything else! Oh, wait… these people are French-Canadian. Now, it all makes sense. Seriously, what is wrong with leather? We have enough trouble keeping farms in business – why take away a perfectly good market for them? [...]